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Post  Edd Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:14 pm

Edd "The Killing Machine"

Height 6 ft 8 in (203 cm)

Weight 285 lb (130 kg)

Born January 28, 1983

El Paso, Texas

Billed from Death Valley

Trained by Don Pardine

Debut 1998

Goodie or Baddie: I will always be the Bad boy



Taunts

Galactic Explosion
The Killer Instinct
Its Time To Kill


Finishers

Seikuken
Sui Sei Ken Pin
Gates Of Hades


I got fired from my last fed after this incident:::

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen : Tonight we will have some of the best matches in the history of TWG


commentator 1: Wow what the hell is this? sounds of THUNDER and LIGHTING inside the DOME?????????

Commentator 2: Look the screen in the TITAN TRON is ON

Commentator3: WHAT?????? It can’t be ON we don’t have a match scheduled until 9:30 its 9:00 it must be an Error….


While a clip is aired on the titan Tron, showing some of EDD’s greatest victories and most powerful moves.

The fans start to cheer as the Camera man and the rest of the media moves to the entrance….

Suddenly a smoke screen is deployed and out of the smoke you see a Limousine emerging. The crew rolls out a red carpet that goes all the way to the ring……

You see Edd At a Distance... He gets out from His Limousine
You See that he is Wearing a Tux and Smoking a Cigar like he owns the place (which he does). And with a girl on each arm he walks toward the ring…. fireworks light up the ring


EDD: Tells commentator 1 GIVE ME A GODDAMMED MIC NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP.

Commentator 1: can you see this who the hell does he think he is??

Commentator2: Well ahhem… he is ????????

Commentator3: Ohh come on guys you don’t know who he is???

Commentator1: well no, who the hell is he
Commentator3: he is EDD “The Killing Machine” from the now extinct UKFC

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EDD: Yells at FANS SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU…

Fans: BEGIN TO LAUGH AT EDD.

EDD: GETS DOWN FROM THE RING AND APPROACHES THE NEAREST FAN HE GRABS THE FAN BY THE NECK AND TELLS HIM TO LAUGH AGAIN….

EDD: THE FAN THINKS THAT HE IS SAFE UNTIL EDD OUT OF NOWHERE DOES ONE OF HIS MOST TERRIFYING MOVES THE Seikuken:
Edd GETS HIS CELLPHONE AND CALLS FOR AN AMBULANCE
ASKS THE PARAMEDICS TO TAKE HIS OPPONENT TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET TREATED FOR HIS INJURIES executing a MORTAL Seikuken

EDD: LOOKS AT THE COMMENTATORS AND SAYS “YOU ARE NEXT”

commentator 1: oh come on stop TALKING CRAP AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE

commentator 2: settle down there EDD MIGHT JUST COME AFTER YOU

commentator3: Call Security

Security: Whats going on???

Commentator 3: one of the wrestlers has gone bersek in here and just killed a fan.

Security: We will be there in a few mins

YOU SEE 25 SECURITY MEN RUNNING TOWARDS EDD, BUT AS SOON AS THEY SEE EDD THEY BACK OUT AND TELL THE COMMENTATORS “YOU GUYS ARE ON YOUR OWN WE ARE OUT OF HERE”

Commentators 1, 2 AND 3: OHH GOD WHAT NOW?????

EDD: suddenly turns his head and looks straight at commentator 1

commentator 2: WE better get THE HELL out of here before HE COMES AFTER US

EDD: is now standing in front of commentator 1 and he is now enraged with commentator 1


And once again EDD GRABS COMMENTATOR ONE BY THE NECK AND TAUNTS HIM WITH HIS WORLD FAMOUS TAUNT ” Its Time To Kill”

EDD: SAYS Lets Get The Party Started executing “Its Time To Kill” AND THEN THE “Sui Sei Ken”

EDD Looks At The Opponent in the Eyes and Gives Him an Evil Laugh
Takes out a Cigarrete from his back pocket lights it up and then turns it off in his Opponets Forehead excuting a MORTAL Sui Sei Ken

As EDD heads back to his locker room the Paramedics arrive and DECLARE THE FAN AND COMMENTATOR 1 are DEAD ON THE SCENE WITH MASSIVE HEAD TRAUMA


FANS : The fans are outraged, some start to cry some wet their pants out of fear of being the neXt victim of “The Killing Machine” but from a corner of the dome we see a wrestler running like there is no tomorrow. The fans start cheering for this wrestler.

Commentator 2: Oh My God its X has he come to face Edd???

Commentator3: I hope someone will……..

X: Grabs a Mic from commentator 2, and Yells at EDD; YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO PRO WRESTLING…. YOU COWARD

EDD: stops and turns around and without saying a word gets in the ring, and calls X come on of you dare.


fortunately i got away without doing time in prison for the accidental death of that wonderful commentator and fans. *has a big grin on his face*

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Post  Chitman Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:43 pm

Welcome... Edd to IWF

Sorry to say but we have only 2 commentators... there names are Jimbob and Mr. T (the real Mr. T)
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Post  Edd Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:53 pm

lol im posting the incident that happened in my last fed. that fed had 4 commentators well now they 3 commentators lol

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Post  chaosstarter Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:17 pm

Welcome FRESH MEAT
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Post  Edd Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:51 pm

but this FRESH MEAT JUST BEAT THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION LOL

Ring Announcer: "The following contest is scheduled for One Fall!"
Ring Announcer: "Introducing first, Standing 6'7'' tall, weighing in at 262 lbs, Vice GM of IWF: Fully Mental and IWF: Heavyweight Champion... Leland J. Adama..."!
the famous 'battlestar galactica theme' starts playing loud and strong...
spotlights as bright as the sun shines from behind revealing a familiar glowing silhouette
Adama makes his way to the ring
wearing his heroic Colonial Fleet 'Blue Duty' uniform with Captain's rank insignia on the collar
the tron shows a clip of him flying a viper mkvii in a low orbit around earth
he greets the fans with salutes and gives an exclusive autograph to the luckiest of them all
when the smoke clears he reappears without his jacket standing ready to fight
Ring Announcer: "and his opponent, ♣♣♣ Edd The Killing Machine ♣♣♣"!
a series of coloured spotlights creates a terrific lightshow
a clip is aired on the titan tron, showing some of the edd's greatest victories and most powerful moves
Edd makes his way to the ring
Wearing a Tux and Smoking a Cigar
greeting the mob from the limousine's roof
within 30 paparazzi who precede him taking many shots
two pyrotechnics red and blue, blow at each corner of the ring
The two wrestlers stare proudly at each other
and then engage in a exciting test of strength, trying to overcome their opponent
after a few, seemingly endless, seconds and an enormous effort Edd prevails
Edd prepares his arm to strike the adversary
Adama moves to the side eluding a Punch and taking back the initiative
Adama grabs his opponent's head
and smashes it with many kneelings executing a light Knees Lift!!
Adama grabs Edd from behind
executing a German Suplex, then he connects a second one and in the end he connects also the third one, performing a light Multiple German Suplex!!
Adama climbs the turnbuckle and
jumps towards the rival hitting him with his arm executing a light Flying Clothesline!!
Adama slips an arm under the opponent's neck while laying on his back
Edd shifts avoiding the Rear Naked Choke taking the initiative
Edd grabs Adama's legs and locks them
and pins him with a Figure 4 Pin!!
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
Adama kicks out
Edd gets closer to the opponent laying on the mat
Adama moves to avoid the Elbow Crush and gain the initiative
Adama crosses in a figure 4 Edd's legs who's laying prone on the mat
and subdues him with a light Reverse Figure 4!!
Adama keeps his weak submission hold
Adama keeps his weak submission hold
Adama releases his grasp
Adama grabs Edd's hair
Adama puts Edd's head under his arm
and grabbing his hip, raises him throwing him forward performing a violent Reverse Suplex!!
Adama blocks his rival's legs
and locks them painfully with his own to form a light Figure 4!!
Adama keeps his agonizing submission hold
Adama keeps his agonizing submission hold
Adama releases his grasp
Adama grabs Edd's hair
Adama tightens his rival's head under a shoulder
to crash him on the ground with a somersault, by performing a light Head Lock Takedown!!
Adama opens his opponent's legs charging his leg
performing a strong Kick to Groin!!
Adama grabs Edd's ankle
twisting the foot executing an devastating Cylon Detector!!
Adama keeps his ripping submission hold
Adama keeps his agonizing submission hold
Adama releases his grasp
[Special Dodging activated for Adama]
Adama grabs Edd's hair
Adama and lunges himself on the ropes
Adama waits for the adversary
joining his fists and hitting him on the face with a strong Polish Hammer!!
Edd pulls himself together and fights back
[Special Blocking activated for Adama]
Edd opens wide his arms
Adama moves to the side and he avoids a a Mongolian Chop, taking back the initiative
Adama turns his body and lifts his leg bent at the knee
and delivers the blow on the ribs, connecting with a strong Side Kick!!
Adama places himself behind his opponent
and grasps his arms, closing the hold placing his hands behind his rival's head, executing a devastating Harbinger Of Death!!
Adama keeps his agonizing submission hold
Adama keeps his ruthless submission hold
Adama releases his grasp
Adama grabs Edd's ankle
Edd avoids the a Cylon Detector easilly, taking the initiative
Edd grabs his opponent's fist
to twist it by performing a light Fist Lock!!
Edd keeps his ruthless submission hold
Edd keeps his weak submission hold
Edd releases his grasp
Edd is about to perform his taunt
Edd Awaken executing A The Killer Instinct
Edd grabs Adama's legs and locks them
and takes his shoulders to the ground with a Figure 4 Pin!!
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
Adama gets up and resolutely fights back
Adama gets next to Edd bringing down an arm
and hits him with the forearm executing an light European Uppercut!!
Adama prepares to strike the rival
hitting him with a light Middle Kick!!
Adama lif his down headed opponent on his back
and slams him down violently with a strong Vertabreaker!!
Adama grabs Edd's ankle
twisting the foot executing an light Ankle Lock!!
Adama keeps his ruthless submission hold
Edd escapes from the hold
Edd quickly gets up and counterattacks!
Edd puts his own hands under the opponent's armpits, who is prone on the mat
Adama easily dodges the a Sui Sei Ken Lock, taking the initiative
Adama crosses in a figure 4 Edd's legs who's laying prone on the mat
performing a light Reverse Figure 4!!
Adama keeps his weak submission hold
Adama keeps his weak submission hold
Adama releases his grasp
Adama opens Edd's legs
hitting him with a light Kick to Groin!!
Adama pulls Edd still groggy, by his hair
Adama takes the rival's leg after putting his head beneath his arm
and lifts him over himself executing a strong Fisherman Suplex throwing him behind keeping the hold to the ground!!
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
Edd gets up and resolutely fights back
Edd approaches his rival loading his arm
Adama droops quickly dodging a a Throat Thrust
Adama prepares his arm
and hits the adversary with a light Punch!!
Adama tries to hit his opponent with a punch, but he apparently fails
and hits him with a light Elbow Smash instead!!
Adama kneels on Edd's back, grasping his legs and his head,
rolling on his own back, levering on Edd's knees and pulling them executing strong Arrow Of Apollo!!
Edd escapes from the hold
Edd quickly gets up and counterattacks!
Edd prepares to strike the adversary
performing a light Punch!!
Edd tries to hit his opponent with a punch, but he apparently fails
and strikes his opponent's face with violent Elbow Smash!!
Edd tightens his opponent's head
Adama avoids the an Head Lock & Punch, gaining the initiative
Adama grabs Edd from behind
and ...1! First German Suplex connected! And ...2 second German Suplex! And ...3! performing a light Multiple German Suplex!!
UNBELIEVABLE!!!! the impact of this blow is so hard that Edd has fallen out of the ring!!!!
Adama leaves the ring
Referee: "Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
Adama blocks Edd from behind, closing his fingers behind his head
to slam him on the commentators' table crashing it with a light Full Nelson Suplex on the Table!!!!!
Referee: "Twooooooooooooooooo!!!"
Adama jumps from the apron
and hits him with a light Knee Drop from Apron Ring!!!!!
Referee: "Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
Adama grasps Edd outside the ring and lifts him to a verticle position head down
and performs a light Brainbuster on the Mat!!!!!
Referee: "Foooooooooooooooour!!!"
Adama jumps on Edd outside the ring from the turnbuckle
with light Flying headbutt Outside the Ring!!!!!
Referee: "Fiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
Adama throws himself head forward, on the opponent lying outside the ring
Edd blocks the manoeuvre making the opponent hit his feet, taking the initiative!
Edd throws himself from the apron ring on Adama
performing a powerful Flying Headbutt from Apron!!!!!
Referee: "Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix!!!"
Edd removes out the rugs leaving the cement free from the protections
and crashes him on the commentators' table performing a strong Powerslam on the Table!!!!
Referee: "Seveeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!"
Edd jumps from the apron ring
performing a violent Flying Headbutt from Apron!!!!!
Referee: "Eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!!!"
Edd goes up again in the ring
Referee: "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!"
Adama goes up again in the ring
Edd opens wide his arms
and hits Adama on the face with the palms of the hands performing a light Mongolian Chop!!
Edd grabs his running opponent by the arm
to throw him down with an strong Uraken!!
Adama interrupts his opponent attacks sequence
[Special Attack activated for Edd]
Adama gets ready to hit Edd
and smacks his opponent's forehead with an light Overhand Chop!!
Adama taps on his opponent's shoulder,
Edd ducks and evades the an Standing Clothesline, catching his opponent off guard!
Edd grabs his adversary by the neck twisting it,
then he crushes him face first to the ground with a powerful Neckbreaker Cutter!!
Edd stands behind his rival
and stretches his face skin furiously performing a strong Face Stretch!!
Edd grabs Adama's hair
Edd grabs one Adama 's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well
Edd grabs Adama from behind
and attempts a pinfall with a light Backslide Pin!!
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
Adama gets his shoulder up somehow
Edd gets up while his opponent is still on the ground
Edd is about to perform his taunt
Adama capitalizes on his opponent's distraction and jumps on him!
catching Edd off guard!
Adama lifte his opponent on his back while headed down
and quickly hurls him down to perform a light Vertabreaker!!
Adama gets on the top turnbuckle
and dives toward Edd hitting him with his head, performing a light Diving Headbutt!!
Adama catches his opponent's legs
Edd dodges the an Figure 4 easily, taking the initiative
Edd gets closer to Adama laying on the mat
and strikes him with the elbow may times by performing a strong Elbow Crush!!
Edd Prepares to open another dimension into the netherworld his opponent looks into Edd's Eyes begging for mercy
Brings him back to the real world to face The humiliating truth that he has been defeated so easy it makes no sense why he even got int he ring in the first place executing LEGENDARY Gates Of Hades!!
Edd tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
....3....
EDD WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS ADAMA !!!!

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Post  SpamuelG Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:12 am

Welcome man... Just to say, most of us aren't too keen on serious killing... It's far too over-the-top for wrestling, but I'm sure you won't be killing anyone here... Hopefully not, anyway Razz

Best o' luck dude!
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Post  mike vin Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:26 am

welcome man, welcome to the best, welcome to IWF
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Post  mad man mowgle Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:08 am

fresh meat
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Post  Adama Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:44 am

Edd wrote:but this FRESH MEAT JUST BEAT THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION LOL

Fluke win... Wink

Any pic of your wrestler? (and diva/manager...)
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Post  JTG Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:18 am

welcome to the best fed iwf dude

get ready to fell my pain or your blood Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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Post  Dynamo Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:27 am

Welcome to the IWF Edd
You will have good time
As long as you rp or you get fired
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Post  Mr pain Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:29 pm

welcome Edd.

don't kill anyone, its not nice
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Post  Trouble Shooter Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:22 pm

welcome Edd, now I have a question, where are Ed and Eddy? Laughing
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Post  Matt Skiba Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:15 pm

ah, welcome to the greatest show on earth
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